Some douche just kinda forced the “Trolls have tentacle bulges” headcanon on me, by literally saying “Trolls have tentabulges”
Okay listen people, TENTABULGE is fanon, and is short for TENTACLE BULGE. If trolls actually have tentabugles, they won’t call them that, they will call them bulges, because you don’t need an adjective for something there is only one kind of. SO DON”T USE IT IC
FUCK ING UPD8 COSPLAY
IT HAS ONLY BEEN A FEW HOURS HOW
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Some douche as a human and troll.
Strise Dharst and Samy Darringer
Favorite thing about LOK Season 4
At some point, Toph stopped hiding her eyes with her hair. Subtle but meaningful.
Have yald heard about the new ghostbusters? apperantly its all girls with a totally new plot. So its not a sequal and not exactly a remake.
More of a spiritual successor.
SOME DOUCHE - Pre Exile name pending.
SD thinks he is the rightful final boss of sburb, and that he was born on the wrong moon. He often acts as an informant for any dersite with the moolah. Unfortunately he is also really unreliable and goofs off like no ones business. He puns constantly.
And he crossdresses deal with it.
Look at this beautiful wolfdog, it just wandered into my backyard and I had to take care of it. You know its a real wolf dog because it doesn’t bark, I took it to the vet and he said it definitely was not a dog.
I don’t think you other people really understand how hard it is too keep and train a wolf, it keeps hissing at me even now.
The majestik wolfdog’s first form of defence when faced with danger is it’s loud bark that actually sounds more like hissing.
It’s other form of defence is it’s unique “if I don’t move I must be invisible” thought process. Unfortunately this action usually fails as wolfdog’s cannot infact become invisible.
this dog doesn’t look very wolfy to ME
Obviously, this is not a wolfdog, but in fact, a pure wolf. The salt-and-pepper coloration of the fur is indicative of an older animal, past it’s prime, but the old brute will nevertheless pose a challenge for its new owners.
Here’s a photo of the pure wolf I worked with last summer for comparison:
My wolf was a little younger than the one above, which is why he’s a bit more testy about having a camera up in his face.
Inevitably, releasing him was our only option because he grew very restless at night and it was keeping us all awake. He was obviously pining for his old life in the woods. You can take the wolf out of the wild, you can’t take the wild out of the wolf!
Thank you for correcting me, people have been sending me ask after ask about SilverFang MoonFlower not being a real wolfdog, but now I understand! She is a WOLF!
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