Eridan, Thief of pants

Jul 24

http://kazeimi.tumblr.com/post/92697228407/thesassylorax-bonehatter-thesassylorax →

thesassylorax:

bonehatter:

thesassylorax:

the hot topic stores open their doors

there upon those floors the kids discover gamzee

his polka dots

his slime

his randomness

the new GIR is upon us

the beginning of the end is here

In the high school halls, you can hear the…

The joke here is that 16 yr olds are going to discover a fandom full of 13 yr olds.

Jul 23
neon-casket:

hellisbehindthehorrific:

An abandoned babydoll underwater.

this is really scary but also the doll looks like it is playing a saxaphone

taaaalk… dirty to me…

neon-casket:

hellisbehindthehorrific:

An abandoned babydoll underwater.

this is really scary but also the doll looks like it is playing a saxaphone

taaaalk… dirty to me…

Jul 23

shen-gong-wtf:

ugh—zarry:

Watching cartoons when you’re older is totally different…

jack is into some kinky shit

I’m just gonna say, Jack ended up in girls clothes like 5 times in this show. So yes he is.

Jul 23

Snail puns masterpost

Because some are hard to remember and its about time I did this. Feel free to add to it yo.

  • Mullusk - I must ask
  • Conch - Can’t/Couch
  • Conchequences - Consequences
  • Conchtrol - Control
  • Shell - Hell
  • Speshell - Special
  • Shelld - Should
  • Slima - I’mma
  • Gas(tropod) - Gas
  • Yooze - You
  • Whelk - Walk/Well
  • Abalone - Alone
  • Limpet - Limp
  • Chitin - Kidding
  • Radula - Rad
  • Cilia - Silly
  • Cone - Can
  • Whorl - Well
  • Mantle - Man
  • Snailure - Failure
  • Slink - Think
Jul 23

This was hilarious at the time. So many PUNS!

Jul 23
  • Baby: ac-a-a-ac
  • Parent: I think she is saying something!
  • Baby: According to all known laws
  • of aviation, there is no way a bee
  • should be able to fly.
  • Parent:
Jul 23

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

I thought Lemon was everyone’s favorite.

Jul 22

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

image

back to school commercials after you graduated

Jul 22

romeoandjulieto:

Quick question! Do waterbenders waterbend their tears? It would totally add emphasis on their feelings i guess??

Jul 21

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

They didn’t even like, swap actual Thor’s gender, Thor son of Odin is still a dude, so this holds no water at ALL.

Plus its waaaaaaaay too late to try and base this on norse myth.