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Further proof that mew is really creepy, being the fetus/sperm pokemon. This really brings to mind a sperm and egg cell.
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shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
Yes, curse Maclemore and his trying to change people opinions of his good friends.
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If thats how you do though, Do yo.
a spider who is part of a mafia
he ain’t afraid to shoot you or drain your body fluids
The knife though.
Can’t you just see this guy go home to his spider wife, who is four feet taller, and dragging someone bound and gagged in a trash bag “I brought home dinner!” And she is just like “But I made meatloaf” and looks really depressed in her giant spider apron.
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